If Nirupa Roy was the eternal mother figure on the silver screen, veteran actor Alok Nath perhaps comes the closest to be the father figure. Bollywood actor Alok Nath, his performances in Sooraj Barjatya's films like Maine Pyar Kiya, Vivah and Hum Apke Hai Kaun as the father figure endorsing 'Indian' values, seems to have become Twitter's number one trending topic since Sunday night for reasons still unknown.
The bulk of the tweets took digs at his 'babuji' image , his kurta-pajama and his often repeated dialogues on bharatiya sanskar(Moral Values). Here are some notable tweets on the man:
1. When Alok Nath was born, nurse greeted his father by saying- " Badhai ho BABUJI hue hain.”
2. When you type Alok nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari."
3. Salman Khan is virgin because he fell in love with Alok Nath's daughter in his first movie as a hero.
4. When Alok Nath is Out Of Reach On His Phone Call It Says " Jis Upbhokta Ko Aap call Karna Chahte Hai Wo Abhi Havan Kar Rahe Hai"
5. Ristein main toh woh tumhare Baap lagte hain naam hain " Babu ji !!
6. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are 'Haridwar' and 'Pariwar'.
7. Alok Nath once had a girlfriend. She used to fondly call him "Babuji".
8. AlokNath eats Prasad as starters.
9. On a request from Alok Nath, Mika Singh changed his song from "Gandi Baat" to "Sanskaari Baat".
10. When Alok Nath sees a girl with a guy he does her kanyadaan then n there.
11. The number of unmarried daughters Alok Nath has is too damn high.
12. Alok Nath's CV reads:
Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan
Skills-Sanskaar Experience-10022848 Kanyaadans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwaads!
13. Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi 'Ladki Waale' the.
14. Alok Nath Institute of Kanyaadaan and Samdhi Relation Studies !
15. Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.
16. Alok Nath is the only virgin father.
17. Alok Nath disco mai bhi Kurta Pyjama aur Shawl pahen ke jaate hain.
18. Alok Nath holds world record for having Maximum number of Samdhi-Samdhans in the world .
19. In college days, a drunk girl told Alok Nath to do whatever he wants, he took her to Mata ka Jagran.
20. Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors party. With his family.
21. Ye Alok Nath ji ke sanskaar hi hain ke Prem (Salman Khan) abhi tak virgin hai
22. Alok Nath smokes Agarbattis instead of Cigarettes.
23. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.
24. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.
25. "I don't know who you are. But I will find you and do your kanyadaan." -Alok Nath
26. Alok Nath's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo.
27. For Alok Nath, Ram Chahe Leela Chahe Leela Chahe Ram is a ‘Bhajan’.
28. Alok Nath call his wife 'Samdhaan Ji'.
29. If Alok Nath goes in Bigg Boss.. Every morning will start with a Hanuman Chalisa and Mata Rani Aarti.
30. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.
31. Even Emran Hashmi can't kiss Alok Nath daughters because of their sanskar.
32. Alok Nath is father to so may betas and betis that when his family decides to go on vacation they book a train.
33. When Alok Nath does Ranveer's Dhatad Tatad dance step, he is actually distributing aashirwaad.
34. Alok Nath sprinkles Ganga jal on TV every time condoms ads are shown on TV while watching a family show.
35. Alok Nath had all the Senior Citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.
36. Alok Nath is the original Father of the Nation.
37. Alok Nath belives in ‘Aashirwad at First Sight’.
38. When Alok Nath Enters A Stripper Club, Strippers Starts Wearing Saree & Sing Devotional Songs.
39. Alok Nath stares at pictures of Victoria's Secret models and fantasizes about doing their Kanyadaan.
40. Alok Nath's ultimate wish is to do kanyadaan of Pamela Anderson.
I wish Alok Nath could read these tweets. :P